Umm...You Might Want To Pacce Yourself.

I wonder how much your body can take. That is, how much coffee will the body allow before it says, "HOLD THE PHONE! STOP EVERYTHING!"

Example: There is this crazy guy Dennis who comes in to the shop ever day for his short (12 oz. for those who don't know how short short really is) house coffee. Now that seems fine but he come back at least two or three times in the few hours that I am there. So that means in just four hours he has consumed like, 36 to 48 oz. of coffee. Doesn't that seem a bit much. OH! And if that isn't enough, when he gets his card full of punches, he goes all out with a grande (20 oz.). This is some serious coffee addiction or something.

Anyways, just curious how much the body can handle?

Shoe Laces Don't Taste That Great.

Yeah that's right, my shoe laces. The other day I went to see Batman Begins with two of my close friends. Now, leading up to this event I was certain that I wouldn't like the movie. I mean, how could this possibly beat out the original Batman? Doubtfull!

I told my friend that I wasn't going to pay to see a movie that doesn't interest me. He opted to pay for me so I said why not. Well...twentie minutes into the movie, incert foot in mouth...halfway through, contiue until you've reached calf...end of movie, up to the knee!!

Well, needless to say, the movie was great and easily beat out the original Batman. A must see even if you're not into comic book movies.

Life v. Money

So how is it that a guy convicted of fraud gets 25 years in prison when a convicted murderer could be out in as little as 10 years? Call me crazy but isn't there something a little wacky about that situation? I mean let us weigh out the offences.

In the one hand you have someone who essentially stole a bunch of money. (Mr. Ebbers)

In the other hand you have someone who has taken a human life.

Now you must ask yourself, which is more valuable? Hmm... That's a BRAIN BUSTER!! But apparently our society has deemed money to be more valuable than a life and thus money fraud a more serious offense these days.

Boy am I thrilled to live in a materialistic society.

Just Scratch... ... and Sniff

So here is another "stupid" question. At least a close friend of mine told me it was. What are friends for right?

So here goes, I was walking through Target the other night and I ran across the car air fresheners, more specifically Can O' Scent. On the top of the can was a scratch and sniff sticker. So here is the question, how do scratch and sniff stickers work?

Now at the time my friend told me that he thought that it was a very "blonde" question but I think that is perfectly valid and that it gets you thinking.

Uhh...what ever floats your boat I guess.

So I totally think that there should be a law prohibiting a person to go out in public in certain wardrobes. Now the reason I bring this up is because I saw the most heinous thing the other day while at work.

Scene: I'm standing behind the counter of Mellelo's with a co-worker when we see a man exit his truck. He was walking across the street to the bank, and that is when we discovered his choice of apparel. First off, he was wearing no shirt so his hairy chest and gut were exposed, walking proudly I might add. Second he was wearing these bright red warm up jogging pants which wouldn't have been funny at all except that they were capris!!! Total shocker. Then he also had matching red flip flops; I am led to believe that he actually took some thought and consideration into what he would actually leave his house in. And now the kicker, the icing on the cake...wait for it...yes that is right, a MULLET!! Oh yeah!! Joe Dirt style.

Well I guess if you don't find that absolutely hilarious, then you should have been there. Needless to say, some things should just be outlawed and that is most definitely one of them.

Thanks To The Armed Forces

Today let us stop our foolish and selfish bickering about who's right or wrong; let's stop fighting as democrats and republicans and start uniting for the good of our nation, and start fighting for our future as Americans.

Today is July 4th and is the best time, if you havn't already, to remember not only our independence and freedom, but also remember all of those who were brave enough to give their lives, so that we can lay our head down at night with out having to feer what the next day may have in store for us. And not just those who have layed down their lives but those who continue to fight for our freedom day in and day out. Today is the day that we should be anything but selfish; we should be thankfull and proud to say that we live the best country there is.

Day Off

Have you ever noticed that when ever you have a, "day off" you tend to do just as much, if not more than you would in a normal work day. It's perplexing because when you think about it, we take a "day off" so that we don't have to do anything that requires more energy than picking up the remote controll and pressing the ON button. But now it seems like more and more my "day off" has become filled with miscellaneous events, that when you add them up equal one extremely overbooked day.

Take today for example. I took the day off from both of my jobs; instead of relaxing I attended my good friend's wedding. ( I graduated high school with her. And doesn't seem like too long ago which makes her getting married already uber wierd. But that 's neither here nor there.) So anyways, I ended up spending four hours at this wedding instead of relaxing outside in the sun...working on my much needed tan. I mean, don't get me wrong, the wedding was great but I just find it amusing how we take our much needed time for rest and fill it with more odd jobs and appointments than we know what to do with.

I Wonder?

So, do color blind people dream in color or black and white? Or maybe sepia? I sure would like to know.

Stupid Question Of The Day...Waiting For Your Stupid Response!

So...what is the difference between coconut and vanilla?

WHAT UP?!

Cheerio! 99% of the people that will be reading this blog (all of maybe 5 people) already know who I am and what kind of personality I have so I don't really need to explain who I am...but for those of you who just happened to stumble in here by sheer accident, this is me...

My name is Zachary and I have lived in Central Point, Oregon my entire life. That is actually about to change in a week. Mom and myself are moving into a smaller apartment in Medford. Totally STOKED about that!! Let's see, I LOVE music. I mean, that is what I am all about. And well, I am now working two jobs and exhaustion has set in. I work for Mervyn's and (my most resent job) Mellelo's Coffee Roasters. I am way stoked about that.

Well, enough about me for now. I think that since I am getting antsy, it is time for me to sign off. (Honestly, I think I am developing adult ADD) Soooo, yeah...PEACE!!