So since Christmas is right around the corner I've started listening to Christmas music. YAY! Anyways, it got me to thinking about how our country has become so annoyingly politically correct. I wonder what Christmas songs might be like in a completely PC country . . .
White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday just like the ones I used to know
Where the tree tops glisten and children listen to hear sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday with every holdiay card I right
May your days be merry and bright and may all your holidays be Caucasion
Hmmm . . . not quite the same affect as the original.
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Lol, nice. My fam and I are always (jokingly of course) making sure that we're being PC in our talk. When I was working at Macy's, there was a big deal made by some people that the day after Thanksgiving was referred to as Black Friday. I guess that they felt bad that the African Americans already had it so bad w/ slavery and everything that calling the worst shopping day of the year "Black" was like rubbing salt into the wound. I had a good laugh w/ that one.
Though, Zach, I did find a flaw in your attempt at being PC. It would actually no longer be just Caucasion. Mulit-culteral may have been a safer choice ;)
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