We should maybe think about a WARNING label.

So the other night Cindi came over to Mandy's and brought some popsicles with her. While I was eating mine I was reminded of A Christmas Story when the kid sticks his tongue on the light poll. (Insert popscicle for light pole and my lips for tongue and you have Zach stuck to popscicle.) I found myself sitting on the couch with both my lips stuck around the Popsicle (and not just kind of stuck, but to the point that if I pulled on the frozen treat, it would begin to remove the skin!) I tried getting Mandy's attention but all that came out were a bunch of groans, as my mouth was sufficiently frozen shut by the popscicle. I have found that it is not as easy as one might think to get unstuck. Yeah, it kinda hurts actually!

Note: In my time of distress and personal anguish, Mandy found it in her heart to make light of my situation and have a laugh. Though I must say, it was quite amusing.